Thursday, December 17, 2009

Reindeer Facts

Hope this helps to brighten your day and get you in the holiday spirit!!


REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Darling Nikky said...

LMAO! "ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost." G00D Shit!