Thursday, January 15, 2009

over coffee,

I haven't done an "over coffee" post in min, so quickly ... here we go.
Good Morning loves!! (& it's still early enough on the East to be morning! lol)
So today is a super busy day for me, this will probably be the only post of the day till tonight sometime. I have mad deadlines to make, blah!

music for ya ears to hold you over...

Charles Hamilton "Most Likely To Succeed" - this song is amazing! loving the Rhianna hook.

Mickey Factz "Live From The Black Apple X I'm Me"

some class for yo a$$ ...

-Ralph Lauren - Runway

if you don’t grind you will fall behind. YES PLEASE!

Closing with, He's Just Not That Into You...
Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out!!

If you haven't read this book, READ IT! Go see the movie 02/06/08, actually the perfect movie for us single women on Valentines day lmao, just the thing we need to justify why we are alone on Hallmarks fuck you single bitches day, HE JUST WASN'T THAT INTO YOU!! hahaha. Litterally the story of my life, luckily, I make one hell of a "friend" lmao.

The "Maybe He's Intimidated by Me" Excuse

Dear Greg,

I have a crush on my gardener. He's been potting the plants on my patio. It was hot, I saw him without his shirt on, he was hot, and now I'm hot for him. I brought out some beers and we talked. I think he wants to ask me out but is afraid, because he is my hired man. In this situation, can't I ask him out?


Dear My Secret Garden,

He's capable of asking you out. Haven't you ever seen a porno? Hope he gets there before the pizza guy. But seriously, if he didn't pick up the vibe after the beer garden, it has nothing to do with you being his big boss lady. Time to stop and smell the bad news: He's just not that into you.

Let me say it again, sexual harassment rules and workplace memos notwithstanding, a guy will ask out a woman of higher status if he's into her. He might need a little more encouragement than normal, I'll give you that. You might have to lead Johnny the Office Boy or Phillipe the Exterminator to water, but you better not help him ask you out. Once again, ladies, a wink and a smile will do it.

By the way, why are you dating the exterminator?

Just kidding, he's a good guy.


Happy Thursday Blogger! <3

2 love notes:

She W0rd Hustlez said...

I know one thing...that coffee and cupcake looks good as hell!! I'm realllllyyy starting to feel charles hamilton!

THE DRIP said...

thats a great tote bag..everyone needs a permanent vacation